Saturday, March 8, 2008

Gundam Parody? Part 1

Cast: Boss
Strike Freedom
Destiny
Strike
Strike (foreman)
Strike-Foreman: Yo dude~!!Long time no see~~
Destiny : Hi big abang~~Yalor~~ Long time no see~~
Strike Freedom : ZZ so early d boss call us all come here o.. Kamlan....
Strike : (act cool-ing.. Diam diam nth say....)

Strike-Foreman: Eh~ Eh~ Boss come~ Boss come jor~~

Strike-Foreman: YO YO WASSUP BOSS!!!!
Destiny: Errr.. Elo boss~~
Strike Freedom: Boss~~ Gud morning boss~
Strike: yo boss~~
Boss: Diam lar got work giv u ppl do~~ (throws a pile onto the group)

All four: Eh? Apa ni~~??
Strike-Foreman: Walao eh boss? Wad u wan us do wif dis???
Destiny: Ngaiti.. Dun tell me u wan us to build all dis ar... Siao ehh~~
Strike-Freedom: OI BOSS~~~ DUN SCARE ME AHHH~~
Strike: OMG boss.. dun lar~~ T_T

Boss: CB cant diam 1 har?? Ahem.. Strike Foreman! U! Put u in charge of dis time project~!
Strike Foreman: Wha.. WHAT???
Other three: (am-chio am-chio.....) Heng not us.. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...
Boss: U guys, build this thing properly ar~ Faster the better~ Dun curi tulang!!!!!! I want dis thing finish b4 my holidays habis!!!!!
Strike Foreman: Siao ar u boss~ U nothing do liao ler holiday now.. Stil wan us do work for u mer~ Ngaiti I stil nid do alot thing ler~ Housework.. Homework.. Jaga nenek.. Jaga cucu.. Jaga GF.......

Strike: Psst pst.. oi.. foreman ar.. dun so kueh-hun lar... later boss pek cek oo..
Strike Foreman: Wapui~ Diam ar~ OI boss~ Dun like dis chau-kuan lar~ No menghormati hak pekerja wan...........

Boss: (Tulan jor) MCB u wan har????? NOW IS ME BOSS OR U BOSS???? WAN DO DUN WAN DO???
Strike Foreman: AHHH!!!!
Strike: OMFG!!!
Destiny: aiyaaaah!!!!
Strike Freedom: AAAAAAEEEEEEEAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..........so in the end..................
Strike Foreman: Do ma do lor........... ^%&%$$#^%$%@!

Strike: Sweat ar... Those two others... They say they go Undi o.... Balik kampung ki... ZZZZZ no nid work.....

Strike Foreman: ZZZZ BN lose so much liao... They still go back undi kamlan? Keke wan lar.... Same like tat bird man nia ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ #$@@$@$%$@%#$^

Hours later.......

Strike : OMG! OMH!! Bang! ABANG!!!! COME SEE THE PLAN!!!! OH NO~~~~!!!!!

Strike Foreman: Wad la... ZZZZ... Diam abit neh.. Its just the plan! so small problem tiu lanjiao...

Strike: NO SMALL! SMALL UR HEAD!! COME SEE!!!!

Strike FOreman: ZZZZ Come liao come liao....
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Strike Foreman: WTF???!!!!!!!!!!!
Strike Foreman: KAO PEH LAR~~~~~~~~ So many thing nid do meh???!!!!! SHIT!!! NID WAD?? Scissors, Glue, paint... potong wire punya kiam... MCB???? GO WHERE GET SO ANY THINGS???? KAU PEH AR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY SO CEK AK WAN~~~~~~~

Strike: Abang~~ T_T Macam mana ni bang~~~ T_T We two ppl nia cant finish eh.......

Strike Foreman: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAN GILA LIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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